An Australian mother has penned a hilarious advert for an AU
$1200 stroller she calls the ‘pram of prams’.

Taking to classifieds site Gumtree with her
advert
, the mother, from WA, listed her Bugaboo Donkey duo
for sale, describing the item as ‘over $2500 worth of prammy
fabulousness’.

‘The Queen of Prams. Operates a double pram or single with a
side shopping basket, yaaaasss no squished soggy bread in the
bottom of yo pram from the 3 litre Harvey Fresh (support local
Dairy Farmers),’ [sic] the seller wrote.

An Australian mother has penned a hilarious advert for an AU $1200 stroller she calls the 'pram of prams' (stock image)

An Australian mother has penned a hilarious advert for an AU
$1200 stroller she calls the ‘pram of prams’ (stock image)

Taking to Gumtree with her advert , the mother, from WA, listed her Bugaboo Donkey duo (pictured) for sale, describing the item as 'over $2500 worth of prammy fabulousness'

Taking to Gumtree with her advert , the mother, from WA,
listed her Bugaboo Donkey duo (pictured) for sale, describing
the item as ‘over $2500 worth of prammy fabulousness’

The mother described the pricey item as 'the Queen of Prams' and was perfect for shopping

The mother described the pricey item as ‘the Queen of Prams’
and was perfect for shopping

Adding that her item had a 2015 aluminium frame and was in good
condition, she said she took photos of it with just one side in
operation as ‘I have never used the second seat because my kids
try to kill each other’.

Listing the specifications of the black stroller, she said it
had ‘1 x bassinet perfect as an extra large shopping basket for
those retail therapy cos ya husband is too lazy to change a
nappy and would it kill him to pick up his bloody dirty jocks
days’

The descriptive seller also said the pram has a ‘custom
reversible seat liner’ as well as belt covers with deer or
French bulldogs – something she described as ‘cute af’.

She added that the pram was available from 8 October as 'it has one more tour of duty planned' for 7 October (stock image)

She added that the pram was available from 8 October as ‘it
has one more tour of duty planned’ for 7 October (stock
image)

Concluding her advert, the mother said she didn't actually wish to part with it at all

Concluding her advert, the mother said she didn’t actually
wish to part with it at all

Other useful additions included ‘1 x comfort wheel board (the
bike seat thing) and adaptor to stop your toddler whining their
legs are sore after walking 3 meters. It also means you can
carry three children, if you’re brave enough to live that life.

‘2 x rain covers (never used, one still in packaging, you could
probably shove more shopping in those)

‘1 x side basket which may result in accidental shoplifting
after newborn sleep deprivation, keeps the Kmart security on
their toes.

‘1 x bag thingy, completely impractical, but it looks cool,’
the seller added.

Concluding her advert, the mother said she didn’t actually wish
to part with it at all.

'I love this pram and I don't want to sell it because I feel like an actual Kardashian when I hit Coles with it,' the mother wrote (pictured is Kim Kardashian)

‘I love this pram and I don’t want to sell it because I feel
like an actual Kardashian when I hit Coles with it,’ the
mother wrote (pictured is Kim Kardashian)

'Pick up only, or I may deliver if you catch me on a good day and offer wine,' the mother concluded

‘Pick up only, or I may deliver if you catch me on a good day
and offer wine,’ the mother concluded

‘I love this pram and I don’t want to sell it because I feel
like an actual Kardashian when I hit Coles with it,’ she wrote.

‘My babes are now too big and I need a new pair of Manolo
Blahniks because I dropped a meat lovers pizza on my other
ones.’

She added that the pram was available from 8 October as ‘it has
one more tour of duty planned’ for 7 October. 

‘Pick up only, or I may deliver if you catch me on a good day
and offer wine.’